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  • 15 Best Bearded Halloween Costumes

    It's that time of the year where you can be anything/anyone you want and even better, you have the ultimate accessory: your beautiful beard. Time to have some fun. Here are some of your best bets:

    1. Walker, Texas Ranger

    Chuck Norris is the man, his beard alone is one of the natural wonders of the world and I have it on good authority that it literally can do anything. Just make sure you practice your roundhouse kick before you bust it out in the dance circle. 

     

    2. Aladeen, The Dictator 

    Any costume that can require the help of some females is a winner. Some will tell you not to bring sand to the beach but if you're cool enough to have a gang of chicks roll in with you all the rest of the talent will be put on notice.

     

     

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    3. The Dude, The Big Lebowski

    Probably the easiest costume to do and you get to say "you mean coitus?" all night. Win-Win. The Dude abides. 

     

    3. Papa Smurf

    What's not to love about a costume where you get to wear red leggings and paint yourself blue. An added bonus will be everyone will know who you danced with...  

     

    4. Allen Parrish, Jamunji

    Because it's the greatest game ever and look at that beard! Bonus points if you have hotties dressed up as wild animals running around you all the time.  (Robin Williams RIP)

     

     5. Charlie Daniels 

      

    There aren't many costumes that allow you to say "and I told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best there ever been" over and over. Find a hot devil and you're made in the shade. 

     

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     6. Mr. T

    I pity the fool who doesn't think dressing up like this guy will be fun. Gold chains, leather vests, what's not to love. 

      

    7. ZZ Top

    Cause every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

     

    8. John Colter  

    The man, the legend. To be legit you have to trap your outfit yourself. -1 point if you find it all while popping tags. 

     

    9. Leonitis, 300

    Have you been in the gym working on your fitness almost as much as you've been working on your beard? This costume is a no-brainer and I guarantee it'll make all those long workouts and healthy meals worthwhile if you know what I'm saying... 

     

    10. Prince Vultan, Flash Gordon

    Caution: This costume may get you in trouble because if you find a hottie cool enough to  know who you are dressed as you'll have the unresisitable urge to lock that up immediately. 

     

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     11. Santa Claus

    Throw this curveball and you'll definately be the center of attention. Just a word of warning: Don't wear this costume to any parties that children could be attending or you'll come off as a creeper.  

     

    12. Alan Garner, The Hangover

    Everyone loves Alan, so go find a satchel with some Skittles and get ready to have countless photos of you and hotties all over Facebook. Bonus points if you find a Carlos.

     

     13. Phil, Si, Jase and Willie Robertson, Duck Dynasty

    You can't go wrong repping the hottest beards on TV right now and it's a very easy costume to pull off, throw on some camo and you're good to go Jack. 

     

    14. The Most Interesting Man in the World

    With his beard alone experiencing more than a lesser man’s entire body, need I say more? Odds are you'll keep this costume on for the rest of your life.

     

     15. Astronaut

    Nothing trumps an astronaut, except an astronaut with a beard. Fact. 

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    Thanks for stopping by, if you have any suggestions of awesome costumes we might have missed, post them in the comments or on our Facebook/Twitter pages. Beard On! 

     

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